Nemu
Marlin: wanna know wut ur mom and ur iFone hav in common?
Nemu: but dad I dunt hav an iFone
Marlin: LOL
Nemu: dad pls
Reblog if u cryed
~ @nemudoe
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- you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures
- something is always touching you
- you can always see your nose
- your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth
- you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does
- you can’t imagine a new colour
this ruined my life
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jugenmujugenmugokuumechousuke:
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When a man dressed as Satan speaks more accurately about God than your pastor, you know something is wrong.
No. Seriously. Satan. Come Preach it.
oh look it’s back
im not even religious and i love this
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well i just spit lemonade all over my desk
my favourite thing ever i love her
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Abandoned Tumblr
Dude this scares the fuck out of me
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I’M SO ANGRY
SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”
AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”
WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”
AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”
BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK
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jesus did not die for this
He should have this is amazing
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